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Crazy 911 Calls 2011 OF The Year 911

Friday, 16 December 2011

Crazy 911 calls 2011. Crazy 911 calls of the year, Man calls 911 for iphone emergency, charlie sheen + 911 call + very, very intoxicated, Some of the Crazy 911 calls of 2011. 911 dispatcher get to hear their fair share of sadness and misery but every so often they receive a call into the 911 call center that brightens up their day. While most of them are sad or horrifying, some are pretty strange, and others are just out right hilarious.


Woman calls 911 to get boyfriend to propose
When: Jan. 2

The call: A spurned girlfriend faked an emergency so police would show up to talk to her boyfriend – who was trying to break up with her. Ana Perez charged with disorderly conduct


Boy calls 911 to report dad to Santa
When: Jan. 2

The call: A four-year-old boy used 911 to tattle on his “very bad” father. Santa claus, Boy calls 911 to report dad to santa



Charlie Sheen 911 call
When: Jan. 27

The call: The former “Two and a Half Men” star was deep into his “winning” phase when a neighbor called 911 to report that Sheen was in severe pain after a reported 36-hour bender. Two and a half men, charlie sheen winning, charlie sheen hernia, charlie sheen 911 call


Robert Michelson 911 call
When: Feb. 3


The call: A 21-year-old “horticulturalist” quizzed a 911 dispatcher about how much trouble he could be in for “nurturing” his hobby. Robert Michelson arrested for growing pot


Intruder calls 911 from shower
When: March 3

The call: A burglar ended up calling the cops on himself when the homeowners returned unexpectedly. Intruder calls 911 from shower


Man Calls 911 from Jail by wendyista
Man calls 911 from jail
When: March 13

The call: An unhappy prisoner somehow managed to call 911 to complain about his treatment. joseph walsh hogtied


Man complains about wrong change in crack deal
When: April 29

The call: A drug buyer brazenly called 911 to report that his dealer had given him back the wrong change. dexter white $40 change


Woman calls 911 over Chinese food
When: June

The call: An irate woman had to be reminded by police that her situation did not merit a 911 call. Woman calls 911 over chinese food


Ahmed Hasnain called police
When: Aug. 31

The call: A 26-year-old man called police when he ended up with more than he bargained for. Ahmed Hasnain wanted refund


Drunk man calls 911 over Taco Bell
When: Sept. 13

The call: An apparently intoxicated man said he was trying to avoid driving drunk when he tried to order from a fast-food drive-through without a car. Terry kimball charged with 911 misuse


Family gets lost in corn maze
When: Oct. 10

The call: A panicked mom called 911 after she and her husband along with their two small children ­­- one a three-week-old baby – got lost enjoying a popular fall pastime. Family lost in corn maze

Woman calls 911 to avoid arrest
When: Oct. 24

The call: A woman hoping to avoid arrest phoned in a fake robbery after she and a friend were pulled over by police. Janora Carter charged with fictitious report


Man calls 911 when stolen boat runs out of gas
When: November

The call: An aspiring sailor called 911 after the boat he was using ran out of gas about a mile offshore. Man calls 911 on stolen boat


Man calls 911 for iPhone emergency
When: Nov. 9

The call: A frustrated iPhone user got a visit from police after he called 911 five times to complain about his broken smartphone. Michael Alan Skopec charged with resisting a peace officer


Man calls 911 after he's tazed and pot stolen
When: Nov. 19

The call: An apparent drug dealer called the cops after he said he was tazed and robbed during a transaction. Man calls 911 after he's tazed and pot stolen


Man calls 911 to say he’s drunk driving
When: Nov. 20

The call: A 21-year-old man called 911 – instead of a sober friend – when he realized he was driving drunk. Cody Schwoch charged with OWI


Everett woman calls 911 after she locks herself in car
When: Nov. 24

The call: An admittedly tipsy woman phoned 911 when she got stuck in an unlikely place. Everett woman locks herself inside car


Kids call 911 for Santa
When: Nov. 27

The call: Two children decided to kick off their Christmas season by calling 911. kids call 911 for santa


Man calls 911 after being shot robbing store
When: Nov. 29

The call: A man’s attempted grocery store robbery ended with him calling 911 from some bushes. Man calls 911 after being shot trying to rob store
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Greatest Comic Book Villains

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Greatest comic book villains

In celebration, we offer a close-up look at the best comic book villains of all time.
Captain America: The First Avenger
Rating: PG-13 · Run time: 2 hrs 05 min · Release date: 7/22/2011
The First Avenger will focus on the early days of the Marvel Universe when Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) volunteers to participate in an experimental program that turns him.

Red Skull

Red Skull Nazi
Captain America
The First Avenger is a 2011 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character Captain America. It is the fifth installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The film was directed by Joe Johnston,written by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, and stars Chris Evans, Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving, Dominic Cooper, Neal McDonough, Derek Luke, and Stanley Tucci. The film tells the story of Steve Rogers, a sickly man from Brooklyn who is transformed into Captain America to help the war effort. However, Captain America must stop Red Skull, Adolf Hitler's ruthless head of weaponry and leader of a terrorist organization, who intends to use the Tesseract for world domination.

The Joker

Joker Origin
The Joker is a fictional character, a comic book supervillain published by DC Comics. He is the archenemy of Batman, having been directly responsible for numerous tragedies in Batman's life, including the paralysis of Barbara Gordon and the death of Jason Todd, the second Robin. Created by Jerry Robinson, Bill Finger and Bob Kane, the character first appeared in Batman #1 (Spring 1940).
Arkham Asylum
Arkham Asylum is an action-adventure stealth video game based on DC Comics' Batman developed for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360. It was developed by Rocksteady Studios and published by Eidos Interactive in conjunction with Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment. The PS3 and Xbox 360 versions of the game were released on August 25, 2009 in North America and August 28, 2009 in Europe, and the PC version was released on September 15, 2009 in North America and on September 18, 2009 in Europe. The game is also available via download on Steam.
Arkham Asylum, written by veteran Batman writer Paul Dini, is based on the long-running comic book mythos, as opposed to most other Batman games, which are adaptations of the character in other media besides the source material.
Gotham City
Gotham City is a fictional city appearing in DC Comics, best known as the home of Batman. Batman's place of residence was first identified as Gotham City in Batman #4 (Winter 1940). Gotham city is a hybrid of the real cities New York and Chicago, with some representations favoring one over the other.
Batman
Batman is a fictional character created by the artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger. A comic book superhero, Batman first appeared in Detective Comics #27 (May 1939), and since then has appeared in many of DC Comics’ publications. Originally referred to as "the Bat-Man" and still referred to at times as "the Batman", he is additionally known as "The Caped Crusader", "The Dark Knight", "The Darknight Detective", and "The World's Greatest Detective".
Batman
Batman is a 1960s American television series, based on the DC comic book character of the same name. It stars Adam West as Batman and Burt Ward as Robin — two crime-fighting heroes who defend Gotham City. It aired on the American Broadcasting Company (ABC) network for two and a half seasons from January 12, 1966 to March 14, 1968. The show was aired twice weekly for its first two seasons, resulting in the production of a total of 120 episodes.

Magneto

Magneto's Brotherhood
The Brotherhood of Mutants, originally known as the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, is a fictional Marvel Comics supervillain team devoted to mutant superiority over normal humans. They are among the chief adversaries of the X-Men. The original Brotherhood was created by writer Stan Lee and artist/co-writer Jack Kirby and first appeared in X-Men #4 (March 1964).
The group's roster and ideology have varied from incarnation to incarnation, ranging from world domination to serving as a terrorist group that targets anti-mutant public figures. They are almost always at odds with the more peaceful X-Men, though on rare occasions the two sides have allied against a common threat.
Charles Xavier And X Men 
Professor Charles Francis Xavier, also known as Professor X, is a fictional character, a Marvel Comics superhero known as the leader and founder of the X-Men.
Throughout most of his comic book history, Xavier is paraplegic, although his body houses one of the world's most powerful mutant minds. As a high-level telepath, Xavier can read, control and influence human minds. A scientific genius, he is also a leading authority on genetics, mutation, and psionic powers.
Patrick Stewart has portrayed Professor X throughout the X-Men films, and the X-Men Legends games. Actor James McAvoy portrays a younger version of the character in the 2011 prequel film X-Men: First Class. His character has often been compared with Martin Luther King, Jr. during the civil rights struggle.
Doctor Doom's Armor
Victor von Doom is a fictional character who appears in publications published by Marvel Comics. Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, the character first appeared in Fantastic Four #5 (July 1962). A recurring supervillain, he is the arch enemy of the Fantastic Four and also the leader of the nation of Latveria. Doctor Doom is both a genius inventor and a sorcerer, and has fought numerous other superheroes in various plots for power and/or revenge over the years. His most prominent opponents include the Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, the Avengers, the X-Men, Punisher, Blade, Iron Man, and even Superman in a crossover comic Superman & Spider-Man #2. A frequent plot device is to reveal at a story's end that the heroes were actually fighting one of Doom's many robot doubles, either working on his behalf, or a Doombot gone rogue impersonating him.
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four is a 2005 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics comic Fantastic Four. It was directed by Tim Story, and released by 20th Century Fox. This is the second live-action Fantastic Four film to be filmed. The previous attempt, a B-movie produced by Roger Corman only for the purpose of retaining the film rights, was never intended for a theatrical release.
The film was released in the United States on July 8, 2005. It was the third superhero film of the year, after Elektra and Batman Begins.
In 2007, a sequel, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, was released.

Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor President
Lex Luthor is a fictional character from the television series Smallville. He was a series regular from the pilot episode until the season seven finale, and has been played continuously by Michael Rosenbaum, with various actors portraying Lex as a child throughout the series. The character of Lex Luthor, first created for comic books by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster in 1940 as archnemesis of Superman, was adapted to television in 2001 by Alfred Gough and Miles Millar — this is only the third time the character has been adapted to a live action television series. The character has also appeared in various literature based on the Smallville television series, none of which directly continues from or into the television episodes.
Superman
Superman Movie is a 1978 superhero film based on the DC Comics character of the same name. Richard Donner directed the film, which stars Christopher Reeve as Superman, as well as Gene Hackman, Margot Kidder, Marlon Brando, Glenn Ford, Phyllis Thaxter, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Valerie Perrine and Ned Beatty. The film depicts the origin of Superman, from infancy as Kal-El of Krypton and growing up in Smallville. Disguised as reporter Clark Kent, he adopts a mild-mannered attitude in Metropolis and develops a romance with Lois Lane, while battling the villainous Lex Luthor.
The film was conceived in 1973 by Ilya Salkind. Several directors, most notably Guy Hamilton, and screenwriters (Mario Puzo, David and Leslie Newman and Robert Benton) were associated with the project before Donner was hired to direct. Donner brought Tom Mankiewicz to rewrite the script, feeling it was too campy. Mankiewicz was credited as creative consultant. It was decided to film both Superman and Superman II simultaneously.

Norman Osborn

Green Goblin
The Green Goblin is a fictional character, a supervillain who appears in the comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by writer Stan Lee and artist Steve Ditko, and first appeared in The Amazing Spider-Man #14 (July 1964).
Spider-Man
Spider-Man is a 2002 American superhero film, the first in the Spider-Man film series based on the fictional Marvel Comics character Spider-Man. It was directed by Sam Raimi and written by David Koepp. It stars Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker, a high-school student who turns to crimefighting after developing spiderlike powers, along with Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin, Kirsten Dunst as Peter's love interest, and James Franco as his best friend.
After being stuck in development hell for nearly 25 years, the film was licensed for a worldwide release by Sony Pictures Entertainment in 1999 after it acquired James Cameron's original scriptment. Directors Roland Emmerich, Tim Burton, Chris Columbus, and David Fincher were considered to direct the project before Raimi was hired as director in 2000. Koepp wrote the script, using Cameron's scriptment as a basis, and it was revised by Scott Rosenberg and Alvin Sargent during production.

Two-Face

BatMan

Kingpin

Daredevil

Ra's al Ghul

BatMan

Catwoman

Selina Kyle Catwoman
Catwoman is a fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise. Historically a supervillain, the character was created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane, partially inspired by Kane's cousin, Ruth Steel. Kane, a frequent movie goer, also mentioned that Jean Harlow was a model for the design.
The original and most widely known Catwoman, Selina Kyle, first appears in Batman #1 (Spring 1940) in which she is known as The Cat. She is a sometimes-adversary of Batman, known for having a complex love-hate (often romantic) relationship with him. In her first appearance, she was a whip-carrying burglar with a taste for high-stake thefts. For many years Catwoman thrived, but from September 1954 to November 1966 she took an extended hiatus due to the newly developing Comics Code Authority in 1954. These issues involved the rules regarding the development and portrayal of female characters that were in violation with the Comic Code.

Sinestro

Hal Jordan
Harold "Hal" Jordan is a DC Comics superhero known as Green Lantern, the first human shown to join the Green Lantern Corps and a founding member of the Justice League of America. Jordan is the second DC Comics character to adopt the Green Lantern moniker. Jordan was created in the Silver Age of Comic Books by John Broome and Gil Kane, and made his first appearance in Showcase #22 (October 1959) to replace the original Green Lantern Alan Scott from the Golden Age of Comic Books.
Green Lantern
Green Lantern is a 2011 superhero film based on the DC Comics character of the same name. The film stars Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan, with Martin Campbell directing a script by Greg Berlanti and comic book writers Michael Green and Marc Guggenheim, which was subsequently rewritten by Michael Goldenberg. Green Lantern was released on June 17, 2011, in 3D.

Doctor Octopus

Spiderman

Venom

Spiderman

Bullseye

Daredevil
Daredevil is a 2003 American superhero film written and directed by Mark Steven Johnson. Based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name, the film stars Ben Affleck as Matt Murdock, a blind lawyer who fights for justice in the courtroom and out of the courtroom as the masked vigilante Daredevil. Jennifer Garner plays his love interest Elektra Natchios, Colin Farrell plays the merciless assassin Bullseye, David Keith as Battling Jack Murdock, a washed up fighter who is Matt's father, and Michael Clarke Duncan plays Wilson Fisk, also known as the crime lord Kingpin.

The film began development in 1997 at 20th Century Fox and Columbia Pictures, before New Regency acquired the rights in 2000. Johnson chose to shoot the film primarily in Downtown Los Angeles despite the Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan setting of the film and the comics. Rhythm and Hues Studios were hired to handle the film's CGI needs. Graeme Revell composed the Daredevil score which was released on CD in March 2003, whereas the various artists soundtrack album, Daredevil: The Album, was released in February.
Reviews of the film were generally mixed or average. Despite this, the film still enjoyed a profitable theatrical run and became February's second biggest release. The film was successful enough to allow a spin-off film, Elektra, which was released in 2005. Also in 2005, an R-rated director's cut of the film was released, incorporating approximately thirty minutes back into the film, including an entire sub-plot involving a character played by Coolio.

Loki

Loki God of Mischief
Thor

Source : Wikipedia
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Funny: Celebrities Lose Control Of Their Balance

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Even celebrities sometimes lose control of their balance
Katy Perry: Cake-flop
Model Agyness Deyn: Fall at Fashion Week
Demi Moore stumbles in the snow
Princess Mary was stuck with her penny sales
Monaco Wedding: Prince Laurent was plumps
Prince Harry makes the role of Prince
Carmen Electra falling on the catwalk
Tara Reid stumbles out of the club into the night
Donatella Versace in the creep
Jessica Alba: genuflection at the Teen Choice Awards
Jennifer Garner stumbled on the Oscar stage
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Glamour records at the fifth "race to the studs"

Monday, 11 July 2011

 This past weekend was held in Moscow the fifth annual "Race to the studs," organized by Glamour. More than 100 participants overcome distance in order to prove that high heels are not only show off much, but to put sports records.Run through the alley Color boulevard 50 meters in high heels no less than nine inches - this is, as you know, no joke. Some of the "athletes" getting ready for this little feat of a year, while others have decided to try his hand (as well as agility, endurance and courage) to do nothing, and still others because the glamorous event so very close to them in spirit. And the grand prize - 100 rubles - spurred, so that at the appointed time at the starting line lined up an army of girls in shorts, miniskirts and fasten to the feet of ribbon and tape shoes.First was the team race. Mentors "teams" (here we were rooting for the team, "Why should I mind, when these feet ') were celebrities. Alexei Vorobyov, for example, advised his ward to use in the fight against all methods, even the dirtiest:Footrests - that's half the battle!But pitomitsy not heeded his coach and competed fairly, though in the end, came away not the first.In a single race was the best she prepared - a graduate of the University of Physical Culture, Sport, Youth and Tourism. She admitted that winning will spend on shopping:Similarly, buying themselves new studs!And no less joy than the winner, this day has been young people who stuck to gossip and shop carefully and impartially monitored all stages of the competition.










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Best Moustaches in Sports

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Best moustaches in sports
 Playoff beards are always big and bushy - and even get a little scary as the Stanley Cup winds down. But hirsute hockey heroes aren't the only sports stars with whiskers worth talking about. Athletes have also sported some amazing moustaches over the years, from fantastic Fu Manchus to hilarious handlebars. Whose upper lip has boasted the best look? Take a twirl through our gallery of the Best Sports Staches, and see for yourself.

Wendel Clark

One of the most beloved players in the recent history of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Wendel Clark was a stubbly sensation from the day the Buds bagged him with the first pick in the 1985 draft. A hard-nosed, heavy-hitting player who earned the nickname 'Captain Crunch' for his physical style, Clark also got some 'stache love from the Leafs when he reached the end of the line. The team honoured their star, and his classic whiskers, by handing out fake Fu Manchu moustaches to fans on the night Clark's jersey was hoisted to the rafters in 2008.

Cito Gaston

He was the calm hand who guided the Toronto Blue Jays to back-to-back World Series titles in 1992 and 1993, becoming the first African American manager to win a championship. But long before he came north of the border, Cito Gaston was the wearer of a fine moustache, teaming it with a fuller head of hair and some snazzy sideburns during his playing days in the stylish 1970's. An All-Star outfielder before becoming a batting coach, Cito's ever-present 'stache got a home run send off in his Toronto finale.

Travis Snider

When legendary manager Cito Gaston gave up his seat on the Blue Jays bench at the end of the 2010 season, his players gave their skipper's 'stache a special send off. Travis Snider was one of several players who used eye-black to draw moustache's on their faces before the game in a tribute to their departing manager. Snider did Cito one better, swatting a home run and trotting round the bases with a Gaston-esque stripe over his upper lip. Snider briefly wore a wispy looking moustache at the start of the 2011 season, but shaved it off in the midst of a slump.

George Parros

Tough guy George Parros has always been a fan of facial hair; he used to have moustache growing competitions with his brother and even named his fantasy hockey team 'The Moustaches.' With Parros so well known for his wild whiskers, his Anaheim Ducks have started selling fake 'staches at their team store. Parros pruned his upper lip for charity last fall, shaving and then re-growing his moustache as part of Movember festivities.

Rollie Fingers

Pitcher Rollie Fingers grew his famous handlebar moustache to earn a $300 prize from former Oakland owner Charlie Finley. When slugging teammate Reggie Jackson showed up at spring training in 1972 wearing a beard, in violation of team rules, Fingers and fellow players tossed their razors aside as well, thinking the mass protest would force ownership to act. Instead, the flighty Finley came up with a contest, offering a cash prize to the player who could grow the best facial hair by opening day. Fingers won the prize with his waxed handlebar look styled after baseball stars of yesteryear, with a nod to cartoon villain Snidely Whiplash.

Lanny McDonald

Hockey player Lanny McDonald was known for the fiery red whiskers of his bushy walrus moustache that spread like flames across his upper lip. As he captained Calgary's Flames to a successful Stanley Cup run in 1989, McDonald grew out a full playoff beard to accompany his iconic moustache. But once the cup had been hoisted he headed straight for the shaving cream, cutting off everything except that super 'stache.

Clay Zavada

These days, you've got to be a brave man to wear an old-style handlebar moustache. When he broke into the majors in 2009, Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Clay Zavada set himself apart from his fellow relievers by sporting the same look Fingers had worn nearly four decades earlier. After winning the American Mustache Institute's Man of the Year award that year, Zavada sat down for an interview and admitted that people sometimes point and laugh at his wondrous whiskers.

Mervyn Hughes

Australian cricket player Mervyn Hughes was so fond of his famous moustache, he insured it for more than $300,000. Thehulking horseshoe was a thick, bushy stripe of hair than spread out wide on either side of his mouth, wrapping under his jaw line. A colourful character who lived large and enjoyed his food and drunk, Hughes was known as Swervin Mervyn for his swinging style as a bowler.

Al Hrabosky

Pitcher Al Hrabosky was known as 'The Mad Hungarian' for the way he stomped around on the mound, turning his back on opposing hitters and angrily slamming the ball into his glove. A bullpen star for the St. Louis Cardinals, Hrabosky added to his menacing appearance by growing a Fu Manchu moustache that was almost as big as the city's famous Gateway Arch. Hrabosky had to lose his wacky whiskers when a new manager took over the Cardinals in 1977 and brought down a ban on facial hair.

Hulk Hogan

All right, brother! Get ready for one of the most hulking sports 'staches of all time! There's never been a wrestler as famous as Hulk Hogan. And all through the years of Hulkamania, Hogan's blonde moustache hung like a horsheshoe atop his mouth. During his days as Hollywood Hulk he wore a dark beard underneath, but still the 'stache shone out. Much like the Hulkster himself, this moustache is immortal.
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